Bimbos Collide

Nicole Richie: I totally gave up blow for this damn kid who is making me fat.
Paris Hilton: Hot. I totally want to have a baby now. It's so chic.
Nicole: Your sunglasses are way too trendy. Didn't you hear that it's actually trendy to wear sunglasses that were trendy in 1987? GAWD, check your Blackberry.
Paris: You've been a real bitch since you stopped drinking booze and being obese.
Nicole: You've been a real bitch since FOREVER. You're so not going to be the godmother.
Paris: GOOD! GREAT! That troll that knocked you up will definitely spawn a wickedly ugly kid.
Nicole: Way too many big words. No way you actually said that.
Paris: You're right. Some blogger totally sucks at depicting my stupidity.
Nicole: AGAIN!
Paris: Dude... I'm like hella not in charge of these words. For really real.
Nicole: That sounds better.