Dear Heidi and Spencer,
I find The Hills ridiculous, and as a Homo Sapien the "reality TV" description of your show makes me literally vomit. Therefore, I don't really know who you are, other than the fact that Heidi was featured on the cover of some magazine under the headline "Plastic Surgery Revenge". Revenge might actually be a contender for the worst possible reason to have plastic SURGERY. Especially if it is revenge against high school guys who called you flat. WE HAVE ALL BEEN THERE. Take off your training bra and cry into it, they make great tissues.
And with that, I have a favor to ask.
Will you please, for the love of all that is holy--as well as for the love of all that is unholy, because THEY HAVE EYES TOO--stop with the CONSTANT staged photo-ops.
Yay! You're eating Taco Bell! Wow!! I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be this happy about a camera lens in your face unless said camera lens looked like this: $$$
Alright, so... just quit it, and then everything will be okay. You can go about shopping for home pregnancy tests at Safeway without saying, "Wait, shoot that again, and shoot me from the left side of my face."
TOODLES!
I find The Hills ridiculous, and as a Homo Sapien the "reality TV" description of your show makes me literally vomit. Therefore, I don't really know who you are, other than the fact that Heidi was featured on the cover of some magazine under the headline "Plastic Surgery Revenge". Revenge might actually be a contender for the worst possible reason to have plastic SURGERY. Especially if it is revenge against high school guys who called you flat. WE HAVE ALL BEEN THERE. Take off your training bra and cry into it, they make great tissues.
And with that, I have a favor to ask.
Will you please, for the love of all that is holy--as well as for the love of all that is unholy, because THEY HAVE EYES TOO--stop with the CONSTANT staged photo-ops.
Yay! You're eating Taco Bell! Wow!! I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be this happy about a camera lens in your face unless said camera lens looked like this: $$$
Alright, so... just quit it, and then everything will be okay. You can go about shopping for home pregnancy tests at Safeway without saying, "Wait, shoot that again, and shoot me from the left side of my face."
TOODLES!
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