Fly On The Wall, Hogan Edition

Linda Hogan: Uh, honey, are you serious?
Hulk Hogan: Seriously RIPPED. If that's what you mean.
Linda: No, I meant.. ahem. The male camel toe, honey. You're frightening me right now.
Hulk: ARRRGGGHH MY MUSCLES ARE SO HUUUGE!!
Linda: Okay, you know what? This is getting ridiculous. I want a divorce.
Hulk: Someone hand me an obese person that I can benchpress NOW!!
Linda: Shut the hell up and just check your Blackberry. My lawyer sent you the paperwork.
Hulk: YOU, photographer!! I am going to EAT YOUR FACE for LUNCH!
Linda: Jesus Christ, is this my life?