As the great Perez Hilton reports, JR Rotem has confirmed that he is the father of BRITNEY SPEARS' CURRENTLY INCUBATING THIRD CHILD. Is there an asteroid plummeting to Earth destroying all mankind, or is it just me?Obviously homegirl has never heard of this fabulous invention called THE CONDOM. Or the BIRTH CONTROL PILL. Or CELIBACY.
If this broad doesn't close her legs sometime in the next decade, I'll be a dumber human just for coexisting on the same planet as her ever-growing brood.
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WHYYYYYYYYY? can the court take the baby from her now? they already have the other 2- so i don't see why not.
if her fan club has a physical address, i may send an endless supply of condoms, complete with a how-to video and description of what they are. no sean-preston and other bayby- those aren't water balloons! those aren't soon-to-be breast implants!
maybe they'll get used if I send a letter that says they're a new fashion! Beanies/hats for pricks! literally! all sorts of colors and textures. very fashionable. don't stick another penis in you without one!
persuasive, right?
love-gil
ps. how on earth did another guy do her? i want a blog update on who HE is. i'm picturing a small man who carries a flask full of monarch in his pants, doesn't wear shirts in november, and has equally chapped, disusing lips. just a thought. oh yeah, already has 4+ kids named trina, tina, tiarra, and tia.
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