Josh Hartnett Has An Identity Crisis

Apparently Mr. Hartnett woke up one morning and forgot that he is NOT Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp was in Pirates of the Carribean, and What's Eating Gilbert Grape, and Chocolat, and Benny & Joon, and Edward Scissorhands, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Josh Hartnett was in 40 Days and 40 Nights. And he might have made out with a relatively attractive female at Les Deux, I don't know, EIGHT YEARS AGO?

Johnny Depp is currently headlining Sweeney Todd--excuse me while I convulse in a fit of glee--and Josh Hartnett forgot to pluck/wax his eyebrows for the last.. oh, I don't know, ETERNITY?

It's sad, really. If I weren't a total bitch I wouldn't point out the fact that not only is he wearing horribly outdated glasses, but has an equally, if not more-so, outdated pair of SUNglasses hung along what appears to be an effing LANYARD.

Sorry, but I have to go throw up now.