Self-tanner is fantabulous!! You can look sunkissed and avoid cancer ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Whoo-hoo! Yay self-tanner!
But, when you apply this shit with an industrial strength cement-truck, the results are not so cheery and joyful.
Oh, in other news.. apparently Linzz dumped her rehab-rebound Riley. His nether-regions started turning orange which was a little too much to handle without his daily dose of coke to numb the concern.
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