Old News That's So Awesome It Will Never Age

This man was not too long ago arrested for NOT LEAVING A WALGREENS WHEN REQUESTED.

There is nothing more badass than loitering with such amazing commitment that when the fat lady in the blue apron tells you to hit the road, you're like, "No, BITCH. I think I'll just hang out here by the wrapping paper and gift cards. Or maybe I'll go peruse your Ring-Pop inventory. La la la..."

Shia LaBeouf is my HERO. I think I'll hold my next sit-in protest at the Rite Aid up the block. $10.99 for a twelve pack of Bud Light?! Excuse me while I construct a picket sign and swallow the keys to a set of handcuffs.

I'm feeling so inspired.