This Picture Made Me Go Cross-Eyed

My eyes are trying to run away from the absurdity of the shape of that fetus.

I mean, JESUS. How many drugs did she do during her gestationally inclined months that her kid looks like a freaking junior-high PE ball bin?

Oh, god, seriously. I think my ocular cavity is on fire.

I'm just going to tell myself that she's smuggling condoms full of cocaine or an illegal immigrant under that shirt so I can see again.

God help the mutant that pops out of that uterus.