You Shouldn't Drink Wine Honey, Much Less Produce It

This is a picture of Mamie Van Doren, at the official launch party of her own lable of wine.

Yeah, seriously.

Someone dressed in crepe-paper that was applied during a Frankenstein game at Kappa Beta's latest bender, should certainly not be endorsing the drinking of alcoholic beverages. Actually, she's the Poster Child for NOT abusing substances.

And is that an elementary-school take on a soccer medal, or am I crazy? Or is SHE crazy for wearing such an abomonation to a youthful past-time?

I just don't know. Maybe I need some wine.