Ew. Ew ew ew ew ew.
Apparently Katie had her hair up in a messy ponytail for approximately three days without showering. And then took out her Goody No-Snag hairband and walked the red carpet.
Girlfriend, I only see myself with this post-bender, pre-shower hairdo when I reluctantly catch a glance of myself in the mirror while I brush the remnants of last night's Jack & Coke off my teeth. And even then I'm embarassed. I usually mumble to myself, "Uuuggh Jesus I am NEVER. DRINKING. AGAIN."
I guess the difference between you and I, Katie, is that I follow this statement with a shower and some green tea, and not the phrase, "Okay, Tom, I'm ready to go! Have the driver pull the limo around!"
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