"Hello, minion. My name is Keira Knightley, and I shall pierce your soul with my icy glare.
Join me on my mission to suck the blood of mortals at press junkets by posing as an old, decrement woman through atrociously horrible posture.
Be sure to wear gauze bundled around your wrists and the overcoat your father wore to his high school reunion in the 1970s. We shall be uniform in every way.
Submit to my wishes or I will use your blood to reapply my lipstick, as was the fate the befell my last victim."
Whoa! That was a creepy one. Here's a little palate cleanser in the form of Hannah Montana:
Glitter and butterflies and unicorns, YAY!
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