Yes, folks. That's an actual human abdomen. I know it looks like the beginning phases of a coral reef, or a pumpkin that has sat out too long and has begun to rot. But sadly, it is not.
And while I love boobies, these particular ones seem to be at 10 and 5, or 8 and 6--as my driver's ed teacher would say. But regardless, they're seriously off-kilter.
WEAR A ONE-PIECE, GIRL!! For your benefit, as well as mine.
I have to go take a Vicodin and shoot tequila now, so thanks a lot, TARA!! Geez.
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