Stupid Neighbors

We steal internet from our next-door neighbors and they WENT OUT OF TOWN this weekend and turned off their router.

Assholes.

But we're back now!! And it's not too pleasant...

Oh God. She most definitely does not "have me at hello."

Whoever cut her hair needs to be tarred and feathered in the village square. And then thrown off a cliff. Because this looks like something Zack Morris would have rocked in 1991. And Renee Zelwegger is a WOMAN and this is NOT 1991.

Her overall appearance is so disturbing it's making me write in a series of short sentences. I'm annoying even myself.

Renee, you're affecting my grammar so please just stay home until you're NOT a poor impression of the guy that sat behind me in junior high math class and thought he was wicked cool.